Episode 2
It was 9:30pm when I woke up from my sleep I immediately
remembered that I had to be at babis for the fundraiser. The election was to
hold in 6weeks time, though we had campaign posters all over the campuses (mini
and main); National was having the upper hand. He had more financial power than
Abayomi.
Abayomi came from what I would describe as an average
family; his dad was a retired banker while his mum was a civil servant. My dad
ran 8 big stores in Alaba international market. He dealt with the importation
of Samsung and sharp electronics.
My dad didn’t go to
secondary school talk less of a university. He came to Lagos immediately after
the Biafran war, worked as a sales boy for Mr koledowo of blessed memory at
idumota. Idumota was one of the biggest markets in the 70’s. Things went smoothly for a while until Mr koledowo’s wife died. He never really recovered from the shock. He
himself died November 17th, 1979, leaving his store to my dad. Shortly after his
demise, his family came to close the store leaving my dad with nothing. My dad
had made some friends with some Ghanaians who were regular customers. Mr Antwi
allowed my dad stay with his family provided that my dad worked for them for
free. As providence would have it, in 1983 the Ghanaians were evicted from
Nigeria. Though the government of Nigeria said it was due to economic
hardships, my dad always maintained that it was a form of retaliation. In 1969,
Nigerians had been evicted from Ghana. Once again, my dad inherited another man’s store. Fast forward to 2007, my 47 year old dad, Chief Dike
was a millionaire; my mum was an house wife.
I had supported the elections financially even more than
Abayomi, but it wasn't enough. A lot of freshers adorned tee-shirts with
National’s beaming smile on them. Even some girls
in my compound had theirs, disloyalty!
I wouldn't have been able to get to babis on time if I had
boarded a taxi, I decided to meet John, my neighbor who had a car and could
easily drop me off.
Me: john!
No reply…
I knocked his door but he didn't open, I was forced to peep
through the window because I could hear music from his one room apartment.
Lying in bed was John, with his Unclad albeit a G-string girlfriend sprawled
like an eagle beside him. Cans of sprite and a bottle of Johnny walker were
nearby.
I walked to Itamerin bus-stop to get a bike to babis.
*******
Babis was crowded when I got in, it was filled with most of
the club guys and girls unwinding from the week long lectures. I skimmed the
crowed until I saw Abayomi seated with some people just by the bar. I was
squeezing myself for a way through the crowd when a hand pulls me back. Turning
back I saw the slim body and apologetic smile of Acho.
Acho: I thought you said you were staying indoors tonight
Me: its really none of your business Acho
Acho: I see you have already forgotten about me
Me: you are kindha smart, now let go of my hand some people
are waiting for me.
Acho let go immediately, ‘yahooze’ by olu-maintain was booming in the back-ground as a couple of
students flooded the park that stood as the dance floor.
Acho: I will miss you
Me: I bet you will honey.
She continued walking to the area were Abayomi sat. he didn’t see her as he continued arguing fervently with somebody, she
didn’t recognize the person nor the other
people sitting around the table. It wasn’t
long before Abayomi saw her and screamed.
Abayomi: you can be very annoying!, we have been here since
9pm, look at the time you are coming
Me: Ab, is that how to talk to a lady, your mum did a rotten
job raising you
Abayomi: you papa left yansh!
Me: ishiewu
Abayomi: come and hug me jor
Me: body odour o….
I quickly scrutinized the people sitting around the table.
Dada was at the right hand side of Abayomi, Kofo sat at his left with her fake
lashes almost covering her eyes, Uche was holding a bottle of Gulder while
Qudus sat at the corner. Seeing Uche there left me with an uneasy feeling, he
was one of the boys that was feared in mini-campus where most of the science
students of the university received their lectures. Those were the people I
recognized, the others were unknown, and maybe they were from the main-campus.
Me: sorry I am late guys
Most people responded by saying don’t worry…its aii…no p…except Uche..he just smiled that
wicked…no evil smile.
Uche was about 6’4, very
big and hardly spoke. With the clampdown on cult activities by the state
government, a lot of students were on the low-key, many denied the different
confraternities they once flaunted, I couldn’t
fix Uche in a group. I knew he was a computer-science student though.
Abayomi: wetin you go drink madam?
Me: Gordon spark and asun
Abayomi: I said drink not drink and eat, I resemble Acho
Me: oh sharraaaaaaap
After few pleasantries and drinks, we got down to business.
Abayomi: Tana, we have two sponsors that really want to
invest in our campaign
Me: oh really…that’s nice..who are they?..
Abayomi: let me allow them speak for themselves…Michaela let her hear you..
I Looked at Michael and remembered him also. He was one of
those geeks that had no money in 100L and 200L, but with internet runs, him and
his type were all over the place. He still had bad dress sense though, like
most geology students did.
Michael: Tana, you are as beautiful as ever…
I almost puked..
Me: oh, thank you dear
Michael: I am glad we would be supporting your campaign..
Me: the pleasure is all mine Mikolo
Michael: you too fine walahi!
Pretending to blush…buys can
be dull mehnnn..
Me: Michael I am blushing, what do you have for us?
Michael: going straight to the point, I like that in a
lady..you are…
Uche: Michael abi Mikolo you dey waste my time oh, wetin dey
worry you sef, you neva see woman before?
I was both happy and uneasy..Michael seemed to swallow
saliva.
Michael: we want to support the movement with 500,000naira
Me: wow..thats nice..
In my mind I was thinking he was dumb, what if we lost?..na
gulf money be dat oh…come to think of it, I really
needed a gulf-car.
Abayomi: it’s really
nice and I assure you people, we will win.
Me: Michael, what do you want in return?
They always wanted something in return, some wanted seats in
the senate, others wanted academic favours.
Michael: I want to be given the license to build the only
Cyber-café in the SUG complex.
Abayomi shot a quick look at me; he wanted to see if I had a
problem with it before I even spoke.
Me: That is huge Michael…
Abayomi: for 500,000 naira that is huge.
Michael: we would give the government 10% of the monthly
profit..
Me: that is risky Michael, 10% for how long, Till our tenure
is over?
Micheal: it will continue with your predecessors
Me: so they will collect 10% without having missed a
heartbeat?
Michael: aren’t you
doing this for the good for all?
Me: 600,000naira Michael
A couple of students crowded Michael to whisper into in his
ears, I guess they were his advisers. He smiled after a while..
Michael: my people and I agree only in the condition that
kofo is removed as campaign manager.
I looked at Michael and couldn’t stop myself from smiling.
Kofo: no way! Why do you want to do that…are you interested in my position?
Abayomi was calm, I knew he didn’t want to disappoint his side-chic at the same time we all
knew she wasn’t a good campaign manager..
Abayomi: why do you want her off?
Michael: she doesn’t
represent what we want to be associated with.
So yahoo boys get reputation too? I thought to myself
Abayomi: And that is?
I laughed and was immediately burnt by Kofo’s blazing eyes
Michael: let’s just say
she is too cheerful and we are serious people. And she has no experience for the
position.
Kofo: and who are you to decide that?
Abayomi: kofo, if you don’t
have 600,000naira to give us now, I suggest you calm down, we would look for
another position for you.
The respect I had for Abayomi quadrupled immediately, kofo
sank low..
Me: and do you have a candidate in mind to replace her?
Michael: yes, we want somebody that is experienced, that is
loved by all…from main to mini-campus, from
ago-iwoye to ijebu-igbo..that has won all the elections he served as campaign
manager for..
Me: and who is that?
Michael: we want Timi
I almost collapsed, out of everybody why Timi?..After
everything, almost changing school because of him..
I wanted to talk but Abayomi spoke faster..
Abayomi: we agree, I will personally speak to him
Abayomi looked at me and smiled, this was his own way of
revenge for the kofo debacle, plus he always liked Timi.
Michael: it’s a deal
ladies and gentlemen.
*********
My mind kept capturing Timi’s face though I tried shutting it down, I had to focus on the
meeting. Abayomi ordered for more drinks but I wasn’t interested. He even teased me with asun, it didn’t work.
It was Uche’s time to
talk; I wondered what someone like him would want from us. I also didn’t like the fact that Abayomi wanted to make a deal with people
like him.
Uche: We will support the campaign, make it hitch free,
protect you the candidates..wetin we want dey small compared to what we are
giving in return.
I liked the way he switched from pidgin to English without
breaking a sweat..nice..
Me: and what do you want oga bros..
He didn’t laugh,
mumu boy..
Uche: not me, I am here with respect to a client..
Me: like you are working for someone, a student or who?
Uche: he rather not disclose his identity now.
Me: we can’t work
with shadowy individuals.
Abayomi kicked me with his legs beneath the table
Abayomi: what does you client want?
Uche: he wants all the video gaming rights in mini-campus,
he wants all the compact-disc selling rights in mini-campus, he also wants to
open a restaurant.
Me: he doesn’t want
lecture halls too?
Nobody laughed, nobody got the joke…
Abayomi: your client doesn’t
want any of his businesses in the main-campus? That place is more lucrative.
Instead of the monopoly, it will be easier for us to allow him have some in the
mini and main-campus. What if we have a difficult senate that doesn’t approve?
Uche: he is also ready to offer you 1.4million naira
I saw the greed in Abayomi’s
eyes…
Abayomi: who is he?
Uche: I can’t say for
now, dat one no necessary
Me: we can’t assure
an unknown person that we will give him all the rights, million or no million.
What if we are dealing with a devil?
Uche: why don’t you
think about it, Abayomi, you get my number abi?, call me na.
Without further ado, the meeting finished.
Uche stood up and was about living when kofo stood up.
Kofo: Uche, are you passing by olopomerin?
Uche: yes
Kofo: you have a car right?
Uche: yes..
Kofo: can you drop me off at home?
Uche: sure
I had to give it to kofo, she played it well. She got back
at Abayomi for leaving her hanging out to dry. That car thingy too was deep,
Abayomi was carless.
Abayomi tried focusing on his Star lager, but I could see he
wasn’t enjoying it.
Me: Abayomi, oya come and stop taxi for me lemme go home.
He hissed at me and kept looking at Uche and kofo’s direction. Uche turned back almost immediately and looked at
us with a wicked smile on his face. Just as they got to his car, he gave Kofo’s bums a soft pat she didn’t
seem to mind.
Abayomi: I don’t think we
should accept this Uche’s client’s offer
Me: looooool..because he is taking kofo home?
Abayomi: you dey mad
Me: Ab, free kofo..lets talk about Timi, you know I can’t work with him
Abayomi: its too late sis, I already texted him and he
replied, he said he is interested.
Me: you couldn’t wait for
both of us to discuss
Abayomi: 600,000 naira baby, I know your father can give us
Me: ode..i hope Uche fucks kofo’s lungs out tonigt
Abayomi: wetin concern me.
Me: no be your chic?
Abayomi: your friend Toun is my chic, for your information I
am sleeping in her house tonight.
Me: nope you will sleep alone..
Abayomi: you trust dis your witch-craft o, na you go sleep
alone, better go beg Acho…
Me:..lol..you go see na..
I picked my phone and dialed a number
Me: Toun...are you home, I broke up with Acho…I need your support. I am heartbroken.
After receiving sympathy from her, she hung up..
Abayomi’s phone
rang..
Abayomi: baby what’s up…..
…..baby are you serious?
……baby she is not heartbroken,
she is drinking Gordon spark here, flexing…
…..baby na…I need you tonight…
……Toun don’t do…
Toun hung up.
He looked at me and swore plenty in Yoruba.
Me: I guess you are sleeping alone?
Abayomi: demonic girl
Me: heheheheheheehehehe
*******
Toun: I am so sorry about Acho, so that guy cheated on you?
Those were the first words she said I as entered her room.
In as much as I wasn’t heartbroken, I wanted to talk
to somebody about Timi. Toun like Abayomi had been friends with me since I was
at 100L, they knew how it started, they also knew how it stopped happening.
I was sitting in class when noticed a boy was staring at me.
I tried ignoring him but he didn’t stop, it
seemed he was looking for my attention. I decided to steal bolder glances at
the stranger. Whenever he caught my eyes, he blew kisses. After a while I
started laughing, he was laughing too. Though I must admit that he looked easy
in the eyes and Timi was fine mehnnnn. He had baby-like features. His afro was
black and his shirt, chinos pants and loafers looked smooth. Suddenly students
started moving to their sits, signaling the arrival of a lecturer.
Lecturer: Timi! What are you doing here, aint you an
economics student?
Timi: mummy oh! I was missing you, that your sweet smile…I had to follow you from main campus to mini-campus.
He screamed back at her, she laughed so also most of the
students in the auditorium. She evicted him from the class, I noticed a couple
of girls winking at him as he walked out. He blew me one last kiss when he
noticed I was still looking at him. Toun was sitting beside me and was very
excited
Toun: that boy is fine o, babe don’t dull o..
Me: I don’t like
fine boys, they have too much wahala.
Toun: commot dere, you dey fear heartbreak.
I am not sure I heard anything the lecturer said, the boy
with the blowing kisses kept clouding my mind. After lectures as I strolled out
with Toun, I saw him standing at the corridor. Fine as a button! The boy had
been waiting for me. I felt good.
Timi: Fine girl, how was lectures?
Toun left me without as much as excuse me.
Me: fine
Timi: I am Timi by the way..
Me: hello Timi by the way
He laughed so loud, his voice, his dimples… were beautiful
Timi: what’s your
name?
Me: Tana
By this time he was beside me, looking at me like he was
searching for something. I liked the perfume he wore, and the way he licked his
red lips when he spoke.
Timi: Oluwatana can I buy you lunch?
Me: I am Igbo
Timi: Tanachukwu can I buy you lunch?
I laughed, I was defenseless…my brain said “play hard
to get”….
Me: No problem…
He took my hand and led me to the cafeteria like we didn’t just meet me some moments ago. After a while, I couldn’t stop myself from holding him too, first gently….then firmly….we fit
effortlessly. I enjoyed the glances people threw at us. he didn’t need to ask me out, I believe we started dating during that
walk to the cafeteria.
**********
Toun: gist me now, what happened?
Me: forget that guy dear
Toun: but you said you are heartbroken, or were yoy lying as
Abayomi said?
Me: nope, though I am not heartbroken..i am scared
Toun: Talk to me jare, is Acho threatening you?
Me: this is not about Iheanacho, it’s about Timi.
Toun: what about Timi?
Me: Those computer science guys that want to sponsor our
election insisted that kofo shouldn’t be our
campaign manager, they insisted on Timi as one of the conditions for
sponsorship.
Toun: eeeeeyahhhh poor kofo, and she liked the position o…she is a hard worker.
Sometimes I wish I could tell angels to help me slap
stupidity out of some people, this poor girl didn’t know kofo was working harder on her boyfriend.
Me: true, very hardworking girl..such a pity.
Toun: what will you do now, have you guys been keeping in
touch?
Me: no, I try to avoid all contacts. There was a time I
could have done juju for that guy to die
Toun: is it that serious?
There were a couple of things I didn’t tell anybody, including Toun and her boyfriend Abayomi. The
only thing they knew was that Timi and I were no more in a relationship; they
even believed I called it off though I told them it wasn’t so. Everything was okay, I was having the time of my life,
all my prior relationships were poo compared to Timi. He was wonderful and
always seemed to get me, we were the envy of a lot of people, including my igbo
colleagues that felt I was blind. Then he just called me one evening and told
me we couldn’t see each other anymore. I though
he was joking, one of his expensive jokes that everybody knew him for, so I
ignored him. Only for me to go to his house and he insisted that it was so. I
kept asking him what I had done wrong. Did he hear anything…did I disrespect him, I even called his siblings…all to no avail. After somedays of no word from him I got
angry and decided to forget about him, but it was impossible. I saw Timi in
everything, I deleted his number but I had it stuck in my brain. I threw away
the PS2 he had gotten me for my birthday. A month later I went to him and was
on my knees…I begged him to forgive me for
what I knew not, I cried on his floor…it was
unbearable. He just stared at me, he didn’t
utter a word, until I stood up, dusted my skirt and left.
I reminded myself I was the daughter of Chief Dike.
That was 2006 April, this is 2007 and I still remember some
of the moments, like when he bought me an arsenal jersey with number 1 crested
on it, it was nice. I have never stopped supporting arsenal even after he left
me.
Toun: you guys won’t be
seeing every time na, after the elections you go your separate ways, moreover I
leant he is dating that Annie, the one in micro-biology. I hate that girl ehn…too proud.
I had also heard that he was dating her, It wasn’t my business though, I thought Annie was a girl that carried
herself well, I am not sure that was being too proud
Me: you are right sha, after 6weeks, it will be over.
Toun: so tell me about Acho, what happened?
Me: he started sleeping with Yewande, mass-comm department,
but its not his fault sha, I caused it.
Toun: how, you are the victim here, not him!
Looool…you go fear woman rights leader
na….
Me: its me really, I starved him of affection..and later
sex..
Toun: its not like I Bleep Abayomi everytime he is Hot,
sometimes they need the chill pill..
Me: you won’t
understand…anyways he is gone.
Toun: so what are you going to do now?
Me: I am going to focus on the elections and my studies,
lord knows I have a lot on my plate.
Toun: what of Timi?
Me: I will figure that out...come and put prison break for
me, Abayomi says you have season 2..
Toun: yes…yes…Michael Scoffield is so handsome…lets watch!
Yes he is handsome I said to myself…. but Timi is beautiful.
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